Order: Paul’s Goat Hoof
Tracking Number: 187*****
Estimated Delivery: 03/27/2056
Shipping Method:  Standard
Shipping Address: 2663rd Fields, Redmond, Venus
Shipping Details:

A hoof from one of my many goats; I noticed one day that one of my goats had an abnormally large foot. Thinking it was cancerous, I went to the doctors and lo-and-behold - it was. My goat died shortly after.