Risk of Rain 2 Logbook

Risk of Rain 2 Logbook

Hooks of Heresy

“…her arms were warped into terrible blades, so she may no longer find joy in study or tooling…” -The Evisceration of Kur-skan the Heretic, IV

“...Europan laws have cracked down heavily on poaching, with the intent to help the reemergence of the hopoo. Since then, the Greebokks Foundation has helped support hopoo conservation groups, substantially growing their population beyond the initial three that were recorded in recent years.” - Europan Wildlife Guide

Hunter's Harpoon

Order: Harpoon Tracking Number: 01****** Estimated Delivery: 07/21/2058 Shipping Method: Priority Shipping Address: Saint Mary's Port, Keelhaul Key Shipping Details: They say that you can spear two catches with one throw of this ol' lassie. And hey, if you can't, if you're fast enough, nobody will be able to tell the difference! Wahahaha!

She gracefully jumped off the roof of the building, plummeting to the alley below. She rolled into a handspring, vaulting through a broken window into the abandoned warehouse inside. Years of navigating the streets kept her body strong - and her mind sharp. She held her breath as police ran past, looking for the jewel thief. She may have to maintain this position for a few hours - but she’s used to it.

Order: 128 oz. Gas Tank Tracking Number: 33****** Estimated Delivery: 05/8/2058 Shipping Method: Priority Shipping Address: Death Valley, Earth Shipping Details: Contains a cocktail of the galaxy's most flammable substances. Y'know, methane, ethylene, butane... A single spark would be more than enough to set this baby off! Er, hold that thought. It spontaneously combusted while I was writing this. I'll get you a new one in case it burns during transit, this happens a lot!

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Order: Infusion Tracking Number: 768****** Estimated Delivery: 02/8/2056 Shipping Method: Priority/Biological Shipping Address: Rage Valley, Fleet Hanger, Mars Contains samples from bears, leeches, tigers, elephants, elephant sharks, sharks, bull sharks, ants, and anteaters. Simply hook up to a dialysis machine along with the necessary equipment and swap out your blood for genetically superior ones! You can add whatever blood sample you want, as far as I know. Just make sure you take the pills that allow the body to accept the new blood, or your body will reject the cross-species infusion.

Interstellar Desk Plant

Order: "Interstellar Plant Seed" Tracking Number: 44****** Estimated Delivery: 08/27/2056 Shipping Method: Standard/Biological Shipping Address: Giardina Dealership, Naples, Earth Shipping Details: Hello - yes, I’d like one of those space plant seeds for the office. I think it would look so nice in here; it'd really brighten up the room, and it could really use it. Al at the Denver branch says he got one, and it's really made a difference.

Irradiant Pearl

Oh, that is… strange. That is unlike the other pearls. Do not be mistaken – his influence is still dark. Despite how beautiful your pearl is… it is not from a place of kindness. It cannot be.