Old Guillotine
Order: Old Guillotine
Tracking Number: 782*****
Estimated Delivery: 04/29/2056
Shipping Method: Standard
Shipping Address: Warehouse 36, Anklar, Primas V Shipping Details:
Everyone is still operating on adrenaline here. We finally overthrew our oppressors and have taken back Primas V! I know some of the overlords will attempt to buy their way onto a stealth transport, but that’s going to be quite difficult due to their epic economic blunder.
We don’t just want blood for all the injustices we’ve suffered at their hands.
Old War Stealthkit
Order: Misc. OW Artifacts (47)
Tracking Number: 01******
Estimated Delivery: 08/13/2056
Shipping Method: Priority
Shipping Address: National Old War Museum, New Orleans, Earth
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We've managed to round up all the local Old War artifacts that we could find. A lot of interesting things here: rifles, rations, pamphlets. We even found a prototype stealthkit in fantastic condition; that could be a great centerpiece for your exhibit.
However, a slight issue: in transit, the truck hit a pothole and jostled all the ship.
Overloading Worm
“...And upon a great serpent, the hero did ride. Majesty and respect were his command, and so too his steed. A mighty creature, born of lightning and flame, bathing all in its presence in a magnificent blue glow. The beast stretched from one horizon to the next and belched storms that reminded all of the hero’s promise: that this land – and all those who live here - would never suffer again.
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This is the logbook entry of D. Furthen, naturalist for the UES [Redacted] in conjunction with the UES Research and Documentation of Outer Life. I am joined by my good friend Tharson, who is keeping me safe through this journey.
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While assessing our landing site and the small ghostly creatures that now lay, unfortunately flat, under our ship, we heard loud booming footsteps approaching.
Paul's Goat Hoof
Order: Paul’s Goat Hoof
Tracking Number: 187*****
Estimated Delivery: 03/27/2056
Shipping Method: Standard
Shipping Address: 2663rd Fields, Redmond, Venus
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A hoof from one of my many goats; I noticed one day that one of my goats had an abnormally large foot. Thinking it was cancerous, I went to the doctors and lo-and-behold - it was. My goat died shortly after.
Pearl
His influence is dark.
I do not blame you for your curiosity… but cleanse yourself of it immediately. It will ruin you – and all you care about.
Personal Shield Generator
"While the kinetic rating is very poor, the extremely cheap production costs of Hinon’s Personal Barrier made it a great budget tool for hikers, sailors, and even daily commuters to be comfortable in harsh weather. Many people in the office figured out they could replace their expensive winter jackets with comfortable, trendy personal barriers!"
-Top 10 Best Personal Barriers of 2053
Planula
"Yes – the egg. The grandparent incubates the eggs."
"And the child?"
"The child lays the egg."
"And the egg becomes the…?"
"The parent."
"Okay. And the parent does what?"
"Takes care of children – and the grandparent."
"And the grandparent is the youngest?"
"Younger than the child, yes. But not the youngest."
"Who is the youngest?"
"The parent."
"…"
Plasma Shrimp
"I believe there is a benefit to attacking from behind an impenetrable defense. Some may call it cheating, they may call you a coward, even... I call them targets. History is written by the winners, after all."
- Lost Journal, recovered from Petrichor V
Pluripotent Larva
"Life finds a way. Even in the depths of creation, there's bound to be something crawling along the sand, just hoping to make it through the day.
Why don't you take a ride in their shoes, just for one day? You may come out of the experience with a brand new perspective."