Shaped Glass
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Pairings
Unstructured glass, from the heart of the [Moon]. Sung out, in ethereal wisps, over the course of 3 cycles. Pause.
We fold time into its material - twice. Our time and <his>. A cost <he> was willing us to pay.
Shattering Justice
Shattering Justice Owner’s Manual
Excerpt from section 2.13:
... and if the target material doesn’t cave under the immense weight just keep hitting it until it does. The patented technology inside the face of this tool doesn’t just use brute force to break down its mark, it also utilizes a formulated nano toxin, released through internal mechanisms, that builds up through subsequent contact. In other words, each hit makes it easier to break.
Shatterspleen
Lab Dissection Analysis File
Subject: Shatterspleen
Technician: Professor Mehri Daimera
Table Spec: Spillproof BDC-3
Notes:
> This will be my third attempt at a dissection of an Imp organ
> First attempt resulted in rupture
> Second attempt resulted in rupture
> Cutting into the outer layer produces copious amounts of fluid discharge
> As the fluid flows, the rest of the organ, inexplicably, swells
> Swelling will ultimately result in violent rupture
> Made use of the stemming tools on the BDC-3 to successfully proceed without incident
> Surprised to find sharp needle point objects (bones?
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Shuriken
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For the last time, shouting "hiyahh!" when throwing a shuriken will NOT improve your results. It just gives your position away... You know, the exact OPPOSITE of what a ninja wants.
However, you can say "hiyahh!" in your head. (I do too.)
Singularity Band
"Whether light brightens or fades,
Whether space holds or buckles,
We will draw near.
We will end as one."
-The Syzygy of Io and Europa, Apocryphal Verse
Siphoned Forest
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"Um, this is the... log of Private June Marsh. I'm, uh, on a mission apart of the UES Safe Travels on a planet in Uncharted Territories... This is Day 1 of my stay in this... cold, wintery forest. I'm out here on scouting duties. My job is to report any xenobiology activity to the higher ups.
Siren's Call
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[03:04:41] CONTACT LIGHT. DAY 05 OF DETOUR AS REQUESTED THROUGH [REDACTED].
[03:04:59] PLEASE DISREGARD IF ON STANDARD FREQUENCY. VERY LONELY OUT HERE.
[04:01:32] CONTACT LIGHT. MOVING THROUGH UNKNOWN SYSTEM, PLANET IS BEAUTIFUL WITH AURORAS AND STUNNING LANDSCAPE. CHARTING COORDINATES FOR FUTURE VISITS
[04:32:05] CONTACT LIGHT. INCREDIBLE! ECLIPSE OF SYSTEM’S MOON – BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.
Sky Meadow
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I’m tired. Haven’t slept in days. My feet are heavy in my boots. I should turn back, but… this place, it’s keeping me awake, if only to pull me further into its serenity. The soft grass, unnatural. The glowing fauna that plays tricks on my eyes.
Soldier's Syringe
"I ain't much for drugs... but hell, when fortune is knockin', ya gotta greet that door with a smile and a nod. Salud!"
-Signal echoes, UES Contact Light