Risk of Rain 2 Logbook

Risk of Rain 2 Logbook

Order: Europan Great Dragon Egg Tracking Number: 00**************** Estimated Delivery: 10/04/2056 Shipping Method: Biological / Fragile Shipping Address: Xenobiology Wildlife Reserve, Titan Shipping Details: Make sure to keep this thing nice and hot while it incubates. I know it may seem plenty hot already, but Great Dragons are creatures of flame – they live the stuff, breath the stuff. Oh, and please send me pictures of the little guy once it hatches.

Wake of Vultures

Order: Unique Leather Belt Tracking Number: 40*********** Estimated Delivery: 10/23/2056 Shipping Method: High Priority / Biological Shipping Address: Auckland, New Zealand, Earth Shipping Details: “The mind rules over its body from a fortress of bone, learning of the world around it through fleshy portals. The heart is just an extension of the body, which finds its root in your head.” Somebody said this, I can’t remember who. Anyway, make sure to take great care of it.

Wandering Vagrant

Welcome to DataScraper (v3.1.53 – beta branch) $ Scraping memory... done. $ Resolving... done. $ Combing for relevant data... done. Complete! This is the logbook entry of D. Furthen, naturalist for the UES [Redacted] in conjunction with the UES Research and Documentation of Outer Life. I am joined by my good friend Tharson, who is keeping me safe through this journey. --------------------- We documented our first family of outer life.

"The War of 2019, while lasting only a brief year, was the bloodiest conflict in human history. As the war got deadlier throughout the year, many rebel groups began to rely on tradition and history for inspiration. The War Horn, pictured above was a favorite of the Northern Fist Rebellion for both its inspirational and tactical uses." -Exhibit at The National WW19 Museum

Heavy losses were expected – after all, the invaders were as cunning as they were deadly. The dust had at last settled. The Golems had returned to the earth, and the Lemurians had returned to their tunnels. It was a long and grueling battle, but they had won. The invaders had been purged. The only proof of their last stand was a single banner, fluttering in the wind, flying over a mountain of corpses.

Order: Wax Quail Tracking Number: 15****** Estimated Delivery: 12/18/2056 Shipping Method: Priority Shipping Address: Research Center, Polarity Zone, Neptune Shipping Details: Hello Buu, How are you doing? This is Mama. The weather here has been dreadful. It is raining every day. We have recently found a new bakery nearby that has delicious sandwiches. Papa has recently taken up whittling. He uses wax because it is softer. I have attached one of his favorites.

//--AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION FROM UES [Redacted] --// "This sucks." "You know, you could have something to eat if you just said the magic word..." "No! I'm not having one of those $#@!ing mushrooms!" "C'mon, they're harmless. In fact, better than harmless, they're--" "Don't even start. And we don't even know that, remember how you got an infection after you first tried them!?" "Common head cold." "Whatever. My point being, those things probably changed your digestive tract so you could eat them, or some weird $#!

Welcome to DataScraper (v3.1.53 – beta branch) $ Scraping memory... done. $ Resolving... done. $ Combing for relevant data... done. Complete! Outputting local audio transcriptions... Yeah, I had to. I had no choice. Marion knew - and she was always so much stronger. So much stronger than all of us. And it worked, it really did! Marion saved all of us. The dagger - it saved Pugh and Larsen and Dillon.

Will-o'-the-wisp

Audio transcription complete from portable recorder. Printing... "You don’t want to re-name it Bill-o-the-Wisp?" "NO." "JAR-ed?" "NO." "Then what about FLARE-ed?" "STOP." "It needs a name, it’s no dif-FIRE-ent than you or me." "Next time we’re at base I’m applying for a transfer." "You know that won’t go through until at least Dec-EMBER." "How long have you been waiting to use these?" "Coming up with them on the spot. I’ve got a good head on my SMOULDERS.

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