Bandolier
Order: Bandolier
Tracking Number: 112*****
Estimated Delivery: 04/19/2056
Shipping Method: Standard
Shipping Address: 3950 Sunsell Ln, Tri-City, Earth
Shipping Details:
Thank you for your participation in the auction! We’ve included a short history on the item, as well as documents to verify its authenticity.
This is the famous bandolier worn by B. Grundy himself. He and his pals used to raise terror all over the map of the new territories.
Bazaar Between Time
There was a sudden flash of white, blue, and green as the pod of time newts, two hundred strong, burst through the walls of the occlusion and into the slipstream.
They relaxed as they re-entered their natural habitat. The currents of the slipstream were strong - but they were much stronger. With magnetic webs, the newts propelled themselves at amazing speeds. They all swam effortlessly and gracefully – all but one.
Beads of Fealty
The master of this world is a benevolent protector. Our savior. Despite the natures of its various inhabitants, he has made a peaceful place here. Peace comes at a cost, of course. Some things are strictly forbidden. Above all, there is one item that cannot be tolerated – to possess it is to surely perish: a strange, heavy, and deeply entrancing set of beads that seem to speak with whoever holds them.
Beetle
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This is the logbook entry of D. Furthen, naturalist for the UES [Redacted] in conjunction with the UES Research and Documentation of Outer Life. I am joined by my good friend Tharson, who is keeping me safe through this journey.
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We have encountered more outer life - what a wonderful surprise! As we scavenged for food, the ground began to shift, and many large insect-like creatures began to burrow out from the ground.
Beetle Guard
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This is the logbook entry of D. Furthen, naturalist for the UES [Redacted] in conjunction with the UES Research and Documentation of Outer Life. I am joined by my good friend Tharson, who is keeping me safe through this journey.
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Amazing! We have witnessed our first ever eusocial creature outside of Earth. I observe from afar a giant cousin of the previously described Worker Beetles.
Beetle Queen
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This is the logbook entry of D. Furthen, naturalist for the UES [Redacted] in conjunction with the UES Research and Documentation of Outer Life. I am joined by my good friend Tharson, who is keeping me safe through this journey.
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Just like standard Earth insects, the Worker Beetles and Beetle Guards all serve a Queen, which we recently discovered during an archeological dig.
Ben's Raincoat
Return: Gorton Men's Rain Jacket (Medium, Yellow)
Tracking Number: 73***********
Estimated Delivery: 03/04/2053
Shipping Method: Standard
Shipping Address: 545 Matthaios Blvd., Gloucester, Earth
Reason For Return: The jacket itself is fine, but for some reason, a bunch of the students here got super weird about me wearing it. They keep telling me to take it off because this other guy, Ben, wears a yellow jacket. I guess it's kinda his thing or something.
Benthic Bloom
"Luck? Who needs luck, in a place like this.
To survive here, you'd need more than just luck. You need intuition. Instinct. The right tools. Power.
I know you're scared. And I am too. But if there's anything this hell hole has taught me...
We make our own luck."
- Signal Echoes, UES Contact Light
Berzerker's Pauldron
Order: Antique Pauldron
Tracking Number: 58***********
Estimated Delivery: 04/05/2056
Shipping Method: Priority
Shipping Address: Jungle VII, Museum of 2019, Earth
Shipping Details: Another antique for the collection. This bad boy was found on the battlefield where much of the War was fought. The excavation site was littered with bones, all surrounding the remains of one rebel soldier, who was carrying this artifact. According to hearsay and rumors, rebel soldiers wearing pauldrons much like this one would enter trances on the battlefield.
Bighorn Bison
“The Saturnian Bison – commonly referred to as the Bighorn Bison of Rademia – is a mystery among zoologists due to their sudden and mysterious disappearance from their native habitat. While poaching is considered the current and most likely explanation, strict hunting laws on Saturn debunk this theory. The Bighorn Bison’s incredible strength and insulating coat made it a key predator among the Rademian ecosystem – and their strange, metallic growths made it a popular trophy for hunters.