Bison Steak
Order: Assorted Saturnian Bison Steak, 10lbs
Tracking Number: 31***********
Estimated Delivery: 11/02/2056
Shipping Method: Standard
Shipping Address: Sloppy Joe’s Deli and Catering, Manhattan, New York
Shipping Details: FOR: JOSEPH ******
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ACCT#: 102215
Quality Saturnian Bison Meat [10lbs]
Treated with special antibiotics to ensure exceptional growth, shelf life, and texture.
Blast Shower
Order: Blast Shower
Tracking Number: 152*****
Estimated Delivery: 06/19/2056
Shipping Method: Standard
Shipping Address: Frontier Gate, Outer Edge Zone
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Outer Edge thanks you for your rewards redemption! It takes a real explorer to make their living on the frontier. As you undoubtedly know, REAL exploring is REAL messy. This portable unit will equip you with the modern convenience of taking a shower anywhere at any time!
Disclaimer: Wear your protective suit while cleansing.
Blind Pest
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This is the logbook entry of D. Furthen, naturalist for the UES [Redacted] in conjunction with the UES Research and Documentation of Outer Life. I am joined by my good friend Tharson, who is keeping me safe through this journey.
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While hunting a group of Blind Vermin, Tharson and I were ambushed by a group of creatures that heavily resembled the Vermin we had been hunting.
Blind Vermin
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This is the logbook entry of D. Furthen, naturalist for the UES [Redacted] in conjunction with the UES Research and Documentation of Outer Life. I am joined by my good friend Tharson, who is keeping me safe through this journey.
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Tharson and I had been tracking a group of small, rodent-like fauna for some time.
Bottled Chaos
The one planet they couldn't take.
They had everything locked away in their cells.
Beasts, artifacts of power, gods, memories.
And yet, no matter how many agents they sent, none returned victorious... if they returned at all.
The lucky ones who did survive fled, nervously whispering of a crystalline blade stained with chaos.
Brainstalks
Order: Biopsy Samples of Cairne Jefferson
Tracking Number: 051*****
Estimated Delivery: 11/11/2056
Shipping Method: High Priority/Biological
Shipping Address: Saura Cosmo, Beacon Post, ???
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Contained in this shipment should be a variety of biopsy samples from our late Mr. Jefferson. As you know, he was an extraordinary man in almost any manner. He was athletic, brilliant, kind, funny, and an all-around great human specimen. He donated his body to science, and as we began the operation we found a most terrifying discovery.
Brass Contraption
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This is the logbook entry of D. Furthen, naturalist for the UES [Redacted] in conjunction with the UES Research and Documentation of Outer Life. I am joined by my good friend Tharson, who is keeping me safe through this journey.
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I am pleased to announce that we have discovered the first purely robotic lifeform to be documented thus far!
Brilliant Behemoth
“Lasers have their speed. Swords have their edge. Gases have their reach. But let me tell you... Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is as timeless as gunpowder. Just a pinch - jammed into a tight enough socket - and KABOOM! You got yourself not just a powerful weapon, but something that’ll leave a lasting sense of fear in your enemies. I mean, nobody wants to be blown up, right?”
- Autobiography of Jans Czar, Modern King of Weaponry
Brittle Crown
A wretched carnival.
They were doomed for good reason. Dunepeople of Aphelia: lost, in fanatic worship of parasitic influences. Lemurians: destined to a dead planet, picked clean. Chitin beasts. Automations of death. Why do you bring them home? They were not meant to survive. I have watched you for ages, from my dead rock - and every century, you disgust me with vanity. You invite vermin into your home. Wretches.
Bulwark's Ambry
I’ve begun to understand our universe. The compounds that drive reality here. I’ve prepared a demonstration - come look, brother!
Now, look here. It’s got presence and weight. Round, with no features. No orientation. It is mass. Almost everything here is mass. Mass is boring, but required.
We can take mass - and shape it to form. Features, angles, and intent. Look at the planarity of the surfaces. This is design.