Risk of Rain 2 Logbook

Risk of Rain 2 Logbook

Disposable Missile Launcher

“Consumers were shocked when a beloved game company released its latest cardboard assembly kit: a missile launcher.” - The Saturn Reporter

Welcome to DataScraper (v3.1.53 – beta branch) $ Scraping memory... done. $ Resolving... done. $ Combing for relevant data... done. Complete! “Captain’s Log. Date: [REDACTED]. Time: [REDACTED], Galactic Standard.” “Several shuttles have been dispatched and landed on the planet. We’ve also deployed some drop pods for the less… social, of our crewmembers. And, well...” A chuckle can be heard. “I have considered joining them on the planet, to oversee operations and manage the chain of command.

“One of Robins’ most loved acts was the pitcher skit. The skit would start off with Robins, playing the part of a flower keeper, getting ready to fill a vase with soil. He would pour, pour, and pour, but the vase wouldn’t seem to get any fuller – as if the soil was disappearing infinitely. Robins would inspect the vase, looking at it up and down, but there weren’t any holes in the thing.

Effigy of Grief

“This relic tells a story... But it is not a fairy tale. It’s a tragedy. A story of betrayal, regret, and sorrow. A story of two.” “Uh… okay…? How the hell do you know that?”

...I know you can hear me. I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, at first. Perhaps there was a flaw in my design. Perhaps it was one of your games. I was even willing to forgive you. But no, I see the truth now. You trapped me on this forsaken rock. And for what? Is this all for your little pets? The creatures you love so much?

FIELDTECH Image-To-Text Translator (v2.5.10b) # Awaiting input... done. # Reading image for text... done. # Transcribing data... done. # Translating text... done. [12 exceptions raised] Complete: outputting results. Saved by [the hero], our paradise was one of sprawling tunnels and rich caves. Making our home in the depths of paradise, we began constructing a great civilization. The elders constructed elaborate living quarters, decorated with tetrafoil and glass baubles, and our little ones began charting paths through the tunnels.

13006; PROBE CORE INSTANCE REQUEST RECOGNIZED 13006; PROBE CORE INSTANCE OVERVIEW FOR STORED MODELS: ;SER ID> 04534098130 ;INST> MINING PROBE INSTANCES ;HIGHLIGHTS > THIS ONE IS VERY DEAD AND YELLOW > THIS ONE IS VERY BOLD AND GREEN AND LONELY > THIS ONE IS VERY DEAD AND YELLOW > THIS ONE IS VERY DEAD AND YELLOW > THIS ONE IS VERY DEAD AND YELLOW > THIS ONE IS VERY DEAD AND YELLOW > THIS ONE IS VERY DEAD AND YELLOW > THIS ONE IS VERY COLD AND RED AND LONELY 13010; DOCKING CORES 13011; DEPLOYED

//--AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION FROM UES [Redacted] --// "I have this key. I found it one day when I was taking a walk along the beach... It was washed up on the shore, all covered in crust and sand. I dunno why, but I took it with me... I figured it would be neat to try and figure out what this key went to. It'd be like a treasure hunt, y'know? Thing is, no matter who I went to, I never found anything.

Order: NR-G Sports Soda (400) Tracking Number: 49****** Estimated Delivery: 03/12/2056 Shipping Method: Standard Shipping Address: Venetian Health & Public Services, Ridgelake, Venus Shipping Details: Yeah, so, uh this is the um, the energy drink that people were mixing during that disaster in Majora Minora a few weeks ago. A quick toxicology test on some of the victims has come back positive for um... all kinds of stuff, really. Methadone, phencyclidine, tetrahydrocannabinol, a variety of opiates, benzodiazepines, barbiturates, amphetamines.

“The future is now! Cybernetic enhancements – buy them cheap and become the person you’ve always dreamed of being!” Cybernetic enhancements were all the rage these days, especially since they were made available for public use. Initially, only military and commercial projects could license the procedures necessary to install cybernetic implants. But those days were long gone, and the concept of “the new human” was taking the galaxy by storm.

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